Purpleism
Church of the Pure Purple
Category: Consumerism
I keep forgetting to mention this, and its so important, I'm sure.
The Purpleism Consumerism Manifesto - Selling product and service
Selling product - The exprience of the buyer, should be enhanced at all occassions:
- Labeling product should be avoided at all costs. When necessary it should only be accomplished with easily removed labels. This is because
although at time of purchase the product belongs to the seller, once sold, it is the property of the buyer and their product should be as
functional and valuable as is possible. Books especially should not be labeled so that the label cannot be removed without altering the
product in even the least sense of the definition of the word.
- ANY commercial texting to people's cell phones is an outright sin. Governments shall pass a law under which by penalty of international law there is a minimum of ten years in jail, sterilization and a confiscation of all assets, a $100,000 fine, and a dissolution of the company invovled.
Updated: January 26, 2012
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